My ideal family

I was going through our old family photo albums (the ones where you actually lift hard paper and turn it so you can see the next page) last night — a favorite pastime of mine — and I came by this compilation of photos of me growing up with anecdotes and captions and comments and shiz for a school project. This is something I wrote when I was 13 for that school project, detailing what my ideal family would be like:

In case my handwriting looks too shitty for you, here’s what it says, more or less:

By that time I’m 25, I’d already be married (!!!) to my wife. We’d have two children — so that means I’d have banged her at the age of 23 or something (!!!). We’d be living in Boracay (lol), as in we reside there, so my kids go to school somewhere there (krooo…). Also at the age of 25, I’d already be a pilot (!!!) who can bring his family to any place in the world! And we live “harmoniously and happily together through thick and thin.”

Wonderful, Miguel.